Transfers

Man United’s transfer frenzy had Onana eyeing a fun Trabzonspor leap, while Eriksen floats like a rare Pokémon, hoping a Premier League club nets him!

Man United’s goalie saga is juicier than a soap opera! They’ve signed Senne Lammens for £18.2M, sparking wild rumors about Onana and Bayindir’s fates!

Antony’s swapped Manchester gloom for sunny tapas at Betis, scoring goals and tickling United’s funny bone with future profit potential! Swipe right, adventure!

Onana might swap Man Utd’s bench for Turkey, like trading Pokémon cards. Trabzonspor awaits his swift Turkish delight escape! 🏃✨

Onana’s off on a banana-peel-slide to Turkey! After a costly Man United adventure, he’s eyeing Trabzonspor, where style meets unbeaten flair.

Eriksen ditches the football giants for a quirky Malmo workout, leaving Thomas Gravesen wondering if he’s juggling soccer balls in clown shoes!

Man United’s transfer circus saw players fly around like popcorn! Watch as Rashford lands in Barcelona, and Hojlund jets to Napoli in a wild soccer saga!

Mainoo rocks Man U, shuts down exit rumors with a cryptic gym post that’ll leave you chuckling and wondering—what’s next for this midfield magician?

Kobbie Mainoo, benched yet again, receives a cryptic emoji-laden message from Cole Palmer, while legend Rio Ferdinand urges patience in his Old Trafford stand-off!

Christian Eriksen’s club saga is wilder than a lion on a lettuce diet! Gravesen thinks Eriksen’s lounging at Malmo is less focus, more frivolous joyride!

Sancho skips to Aston Villa loan after a bumpy ride with Man United! Will the knight in squeaky armor reboot under Unai Emery, or find more mischief?

Teen sensation Diego Leon aims to dazzle Manchester United like a superhero, making waves from Paraguay to England. Ready to dance on the big stage!

United’s January wishlist: Antoine Semenyo! Red jersey dreams or just wild daydreams? Picture a forward line like a clown car—packed with talent!

Man United starlet spills the beans! Hojlund’s surprise Napoli trip leaves us guessing; Dorgu’s lionhearted tales keep the spirits roaring! 🦁⚽️

Emi Martinez had his United dream deflated like a tired balloon, but he’s chill in chilly Birmingham, cracking jokes about penguins and transfers.