United eye FIFA cash windfall
Man United set for FIFA payout as World Cup cash rains on Old Trafford like Monopoly money 🎲
Lammens’ Brother Doubted United Move
Lammens joins Man United for £18.2m as brother worries about Old Trafford pressure but club scouts trust his safe hands 🧤
Rooney’s Reaction to US Open Trump Drama
Rooney and Guardiola swap footballs for tennis rackets at the US Open! Alcaraz dazzles, Trump makes a surprise cameo, and Rooney’s Instagram swoons. Game on!
Onana’s Turkish Delight and Eriksen’s Odyssey
Man United’s transfer frenzy had Onana eyeing a fun Trabzonspor leap, while Eriksen floats like a rare Pokémon, hoping a Premier League club nets him!
Cunha’s Sneaky Sunday Hint on Fitness Return
Cunha’s gym pic hints he’ll return faster than grandma’s secret pie! Will he penguin-waddle back just in time to dazzle at the City derby? Stay tuned!
Manchester United’s Hilarious Midfield Chaos
Man United’s midfield chaos is a riot! They’re juggling players like clowns at a circus. Can they find the right mix or fall like a stack of unwashed socks?
Rashford Cheered by Fans Despite On-Field Struggles
Rashford’s Instagram is hotter than his game! Cheered on by fans and teammates, he’s vibing harder than a spin cycle. Next goal: fireworks included!
Erling Haaland’s Injury: Bus Door Drama!
Erling Haaland wrestles a bus door and lands three stitches! Fans brace for mischief in the Manchester Derby. Can the Golden Boot wizard still weave magic?
Man United’s Goalkeeper Drama Unfolds!
Man United’s goalie saga is juicier than a soap opera! They’ve signed Senne Lammens for £18.2M, sparking wild rumors about Onana and Bayindir’s fates!
Manchester Derby Injury Apocalypse Looms!
Manchester Derby Drama: Injuries galore! United and City juggle players like clowns in a tiny car. Who’ll hobble to victory at Etihad? Stay tuned!
Antony’s Betis Move: Funny Future Profits
Antony’s swapped Manchester gloom for sunny tapas at Betis, scoring goals and tickling United’s funny bone with future profit potential! Swipe right, adventure!
Man Utd Transfer Rumors: Onana Loan Talk
Onana might swap Man Utd’s bench for Turkey, like trading Pokémon cards. Trabzonspor awaits his swift Turkish delight escape! 🏃✨
Onana’s Wacky Ride to Turkey Looms
Onana’s off on a banana-peel-slide to Turkey! After a costly Man United adventure, he’s eyeing Trabzonspor, where style meets unbeaten flair.
Nani’s ‘Special’ United Legends Appearance
Nani dazzled at a rollercoaster legends match! No trophies, just hugs and epic nostalgia at the United vs Celtic showdown. Football magic at its craziest!
Eriksen’s Wild Adventures Criticized
Eriksen ditches the football giants for a quirky Malmo workout, leaving Thomas Gravesen wondering if he’s juggling soccer balls in clown shoes!